Thursday, September 30, 2010

Awak...awak...Saya Cantik Tak? Saya Cun Tak? Saya Sexy Tak?

To be honest with you, I've always wondered and kept asking myself about the true meaning behind it. These so called phenomenons which most of us may or may not found out that its kind of a double edge sword question which requires (or should I say in this case urging/pushing) man to provide a lightning strike respond or a "know already @ expected" answer simply to satisfy the heart of a so called our soul mate. :p

Have you ever heard that beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder? In my way of translating and encrypting these code was - beauty is a very subjective and may differed from one to another person point of view. Thou we may have encountered couple of times where our eyes tends to look for the beauty inspired by the curvylicious figure, splendid xss size attires / up-to-date fashion, style & accessories / "insufficient material or thread" dresses which highlighted the beams, bumper and splendid slim tight and foot, it was simply based on one jurisdiction best known as lust.

Every living creature particularly man on this planet may or may not agreed with me how screwed we were until we realized that those tiny, puny little things that mostly screwed up our relationship at the end of the day were due to our very own fault. Ever since from the beginning, we have invited unnecessary argument and crossed sword with our family members defending the person that we choose to live with based on our perception of months or years of lusty-luvy-devy relationship. The perfect combo that we've been hunting as we've thought she can easily sparks and continuously ignite the flame of love due to her howtness, unrivaled nature till the earth crumble into pieces. huhu.

No matter how much we appreciate the nature of our love one, these so called temporary beauty i
s no where near to the ultimatum splendor that we ever dream off. Everything's going to fade away against time. And undeniably, she will also become part of it and might loose her grips on all her assets, howtness, beauty, soft and tender skin. Thou you may choose to spend thousands or even millions of dollars for plastic surgery so that she can always look younger and groovy delicious or simply play your stick and balls with a much more wild, crazy first class pisau cukur, nature of a human being will never satisfied with what we had and always hungers for more.

Indeed, I'm one of those man who once felt the attraction and have these kind of a soft spot for babes with greater height than me even without wearing any heels (plus points for 5 inch heels :p), those with tudung or a red / brownish dyed medium long straight hair, brownish clear and sparkling eyes, those who knew how to dress up and put some make up a bit here and there without actually look like a clown at the center of a crowd. Nevertheless, as time goes by and based on self and friends experienced I came to a conclusion that there's no one out there who came near or eventually assured the irrelevant 100% requirement successfully met. :)

What we actually looking for is someone who has the brain to think wisely, independently and attitudes that indicate she possessed the quality of being a fine woman ever live for a single man's life. Nothing else matter at the end of the day. We'll get back to the basic on the establishment on the successful concept of love, responsibility, loyalty and honesty. Therefore no matter how bored you were, how busy you might be, how terrible and miserable your life at the office, how many times you have to give your "know already" answer to your love one, voice it out clearly and sincerely through your heart and soul. Let her forever felt that she's the only one for you and keep up playing the rhythm note of love till there's no longer song to play.

Cheers :D

P/S: Tidak perlu mencari teman secantik Balqis jika diri tidak seindah Sulaiman. Mengapa mengharap teman setampan Yusuf jika kasih tidak setulus Zulaikha.
(quote from Zul FB's note...:p)

Monday, September 27, 2010

Difference between Girls and Matured Women

Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans.
Matured women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits.

Girls want to control the man in their life.
Matured women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling.

Girls check you for not calling them.
Matured women are too busy to realize you hadn't.

Girls are afraid to be alone.
Matured women revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth.

Girls ignore the good guys.
Matured women ignore the bad guys.

Girls make you come home.
Matured women make you want to come home.

Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man.
Matured women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man.

Girls try to monopolize all their man's time ( I.e., don't want him hanging with his friends).
Matured women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special-and goes to kick it with her own friends!

Girls think a guy crying is weak.
Matured women offer their shoulder and a tissue.

Girls want to be spoiled and 'tell' their man so.
Matured women 'show' him and make him comfortable enough to reciprocate without fear of losing his 'manhood'.

Girls get hurt by one man and make all men pay for it.
Matured women know that, that was just one man.

Girls fall in love and chase aimlessly after the object of their affection, ignoring all 'signs'.
Matured women know that sometimes the one you love, don't always love you back and move on, without bitterness.

Girls will read this and get an attitude.
Matured women will read this and pass it on to other Matured women and their male friends.

P/S: I'm not a Woman or Womanizer. :p

Crime Being Single

To my beloved family and friends, as far as I'm concerned and as you are fully aware about my status, yes...I'm still single, available and free to mingle or foolish around with anyone that I desire with definite restriction. There's no doubt about it and to be honest with you, I enjoy my present life style to the fullest even without me "rewarding" myself with such a gift called lover / special one.

I can simply hanging out with anyone, hunting for legal excitement and entertainment without having self conflict being a loner at the age of mine. I didn't see any flaw for being just me and I thank God very very much for the continuous blessed of a non-stop pleasurable and merrier life. Thou I may have not being accompanied by someone known as "lover" in this case, I'm still able to enjoy the great taste of love, self-respect from something that I classified as "bond".

Therefore, I wish that you guys can stop "teasing" me with such lunatic criticism about me being alone in my own world. You guys are WRONG...definitely WRONG. I have someone who care about me, who love me and to keep it short...someone who appreciate me for who I am in their life despite the fact that we didn't share any bloodlines or relationship.

P/S: The above statements was quoted with respect to a friend of mine who wish that people around
him/her would at least understand about his/her feelings. Do respect the freedom of life that we've been blessed ever since we were out from our mom's womb. Show some respect and do watch out for things that come out from your uninsured combination of tongue, lips & saliva.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Hang Bila Lagi?

For this whole 2 weeks, I'll be receiving tons of ques regarding my status (either I'm single or not...definitely I'm single n available maa) and THE moment of truth...kawen. Thou me myself still in the early 20s (ceh, nk gak cakap...huhu), people around me including makcik2, pakcik2, sedare mare, atuk nenek, jiran2...all were fully equipped with top notch upgraded system super machine guns and artillery attacking me from various angle day and night. Aiyak, guys...do give me some space to breathe pls. :p

Yesterday, I accompanied my cousin together with the super machine guns to his majlis akad nikah at Puncak Perdana, SA. Alhamdulillah, with just 1 lafaz, he's now officially the husband to ms. lily at the age of 27. Syukur2. It's just that, I spotted one phenomenon in which I came across where I found it kind of odd for the bride & groom to sebak2 especially during the salam with the family members. Erm...why ea?

I did asked my mom about it, and she told me that it's not simply symbolized the tears of joy. It's actually has a greater meaning where at this point of time, you can actually sense the purity and sincerity of a son/daughter seeking for blessing and forgiveness especially from their parents. Despite the fact that we may have seen it as one of our customs and traditions especially during the morning of 1st Syawal, certainly it has its own epitome. An enigma where its beauty remains hidden. (pergh, ayat mmg xleh blah...:p)

Then, how can we experienced it if it's hidden from our naked eye? The sole answer towards this can only be achieved once we earnestly open our heart and willing to risk it. A true gesture that compliments life and happiness after we break out from our impenetrable fortress (in this case, our egoism) that we've unintentionally built around us for years.

While most of the people around me including cousins, nephews, friends & family has been fortunately found the love of their live, there are others who are still searching for that someone special. Whichever category / cluster that we fall into, the allure of the perfect love life fascinates each of us. Someone who can actually set you off in a rhapsody. :D

And just to close up this so call buang masa and not so meaningful post, I just wanna share my thought with uols who presently living away from your beloved one. It's said that absence makes the heart grow fonder. Nice quote was it? (huhu) This is probably why lovers who are apart spend most of their time thinking about each other. But do keep in mind that love sometime might find its own way out in a very contradiction ways. Spice it a bit with a right amount and quality of sweetness, bitterness, saltiness and sourness apart from conveying your true feelings towards your affection.

P/S: Single rocks bebeh. (even kekadang JE rs sunyi skit2) :p

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Ignorance

I knew I may not be the guru or close to their superior simply to educate them especially on their responsibility towards their job. Nevertheless, I found myself quite disappointed with such events that took place around me today that doesn't seems to reflect the ethical or professionalism of a so called a dependable employee. Please bear in mind that I didn't hold any vengeance or revenge towards these people. It's just as part of the community or perhaps in an organization that we are working for, I just can't sit down and goyang kaki or facebooking pretending like there's nothing happened.

Just to keep things short, I ain't having such a great day today ever since I woke up. At some point, I had this discontent feeling until the extend of my bad hair day komuter trip in the morning. With all respect, most of the passenger who manage to find a vacant seat will definitely try to snatch at least 10-20 minutes of soundless short nap. But these so called youngsters who's kept on pumping the adrenalin into their veins do gave us such a headache with all the laugh and somehow trying to show off a bit. Aiyoyo...come on la bro & sis, we knew you are well educated, smart and your level of english is damned so high. But do understand and consider people around you. If you think you are so bagus sangat with all the techy terms, events and such that...why don't you proposed for a teh tarik stall to be placed at the corner of the coach or a specialized coach for you guys to mumbling around. Even someone holding position as high as Datuk or ceo sometimes took the train but acting like he's just a normal one. Do have this sense of responsibility towards your surrounding.

The other event which almost burst my brain out is when I'm asking for an assistance to simply prepare two hot teas as I'm having a meeting with supplier. Thou at that point I'm kind of alone handling such a vital meeting and rushing here and there trying to settle several jobs in 1 time, I ain't dropping down my pace or slacking around with my task. Knowing myself better, I took my job seriously. That's the reason why I'm seeking for an assistance to prepare such simple task which take less than a minute to prepare it (where in this case, this fall under this so called employee's responsibility/job scope/whatever you classified on). And I made my statement very clear with a pleasant voice/character and I made it twice. Then I proceed to settle few things and just want to check either its has been done or not. The moment I heard that THE employee said "owh...blom lg la", I was like "wt* are you doing at your place? I knew you are free and facebooking all day long" in my heart. Then THE employee siap tanye lak "asl push2 ni....x suka la". From that point of time, I said to myself "bro, saba byk2" and straight away went to the pantry to prepare the necessary ARRANGEMENT and serve it to them. Luckily my GM came into picture and assists me with the meeting.

That's the very reason why I hate to depend on other. Come on lah, if you wanna chat / facebooking / surfing the net...I ain't having such a problem with that cause we also did the same things in our free time AFTER WE SETTLE OUR JOB FIRST. Argh, just forget about it. I knew it such a waste for me to highlight these things where you kept on repeating the similar mistake all over again and never once came into your mind that "owh, I shouldn't do that...I should have do that...". This is where I wish THE employee "All the best for your future undertaking".

P/S: Ignorance is one of the root for dissatisfaction, misunderstanding and
triggering the conflict between employees and employer. I just hope things get better in the near future.


Sunday, September 19, 2010

Mood for Love?

Lately, I'm kind of having this itchy and touching feelings when it comes to the subject...LOVE. It's been a while since I left it behind, wrapped it properly in a box with ribbon tied to it and buried it deep beneath the earth. Analyzing the consequences about the tragedy which haunted me for quite a while, I'm now in my very best personality to regain back what I've lost in the past which is friendship. :)

Though I'm trying my best to work out some proper plan and fortunately manage to execute successfully several of them, I ain't going anywhere when the moment drop by and stole a secs/minutes/hours/months/years of my life. huhu. But, I ain't stopping my pace there. I knew, somewhere or somehow, I need to re-energize and re-self construct in order to cope with such challenging future in front of me.

I knew I'm on my right track and confident enough about my future undertaking. There's no mistake about the plan or even a tiny miscalculation about my personality, self development and career. No solid boundary for everything. But, I'm simply a mere human being. How tough I'm trying to act, how perfectly life has yet to offer me, there's still a room for disappointment and misbehavior. :(

I watched Sepi the other day when visiting my sedare-mare for this Hari Raya. Knowing my self better than any one else, the life that Adam lead (a character played by Afdlin Shauki) is somehow triggered a bulb in my mind and symbolized what I must do to continue this long and unpredicted journey. Nevertheless, his love story kind of bring me back to a state where I find myself clueless. LOL.

To love someone with all your heart passionately without any reason or sexual attraction, to hold them right and tight straight till the end of time and place them at the pinnacle of our wish list even until the very last moment of our breathe are not something that can be achieve in a single glance or years of an upside down of a relationship. It's all about honesty, sincerity and trust. Without these 3 basic ingredients, I can assure you that you are far away from achieving something that we call "Long Lasting of an Endless Moment of Pure LOVE Satisfaction". (berfalsafah lak aku ni di pg ari...huhu)

Just to wrap things out, it's not how good you are at your skill in the art of flirting and seduction, it's not how great you are in scoring the hottest chix of the century or getting yourself with a down to earth chix that simply drive you insane from the beginning till the end. It's about you being yourself and possessed the personality/capability to look stupid in front of your love one. That's the moment we're waiting for and someone who can actually accept us for who we are and what we are. :D

P/S: How perfectly you guys might be or wanna be, there's always a room for a mistake. Look at things in a different way and understand the concept of redha dengan ketentuan Ilahi.

Friday, September 17, 2010

My 3rd Attempt

Erm...all I can say is that...

Pending for 4th Session this coming Monday

P/S: What should I do now?

Thursday, September 16, 2010

OMG, R U Trying to Scam Me?

From: Juliana Bt Kamaruddin
Thu, September 16, 2010 1:15:09 PM


Dear,


Assalamualaikum,


I'm Juliana Bt Kamaruddin, i work with Gems and Mineral Company here in
England. i will like to introduce you to this business opportunity. i need your urgent assistance, which will be a benefit to both of us financially. i am contacting you because i don't want to lose this contract provided by our company because we both going to get a good profit from this business in the coming future. that's why I'm requesting you to be the supplier to our company so that we can both take advantage of this business opportunity in the company now. currently our company needs a three(3)years constant supplier of a product called RHODONITE HEMATITE which is a new scientific chemical fluid substance, its of lubricant, mainly used in the gemological laboratory for the purification of diamonds clarity treatment, generally what this fluid does is to penetrate deep into diamond and vaporizes out black inclusions in Diamonds and other precious stones. The original supplier of these product is in Malaysia and former supplier of this product to our company has finished his contract and our company is looking for any other person who can be able to supply the RHODONITE HEMATITE in large quantity so that to meet the demand of our consumers and merge into partnership with the company presently. The main reason why I'm writing you seeking your interest for assistance, i just want you to act as an intermediary agent to stand the gap between the sellers of the product(in Malaysia)and the buyers (our company). This is a big business, which will be of good dividends to both of us. i only need your cooperation to make this business successful. i will give you more information about this if you are willing to stand as the agent to supply my company the product. Firstly, i will like to secure a supply contract deal for you as a supplier to the company where i work. Based on percentage, originally the actual purchasing price of this chemical by the company per Carton is about USD4,000.00 if i convert it to US dollars while in Malaysia the local selling price is USD2,100.00 and our company needs not less than 200 Cartons. The reason why i want you to be our agent is to be the link connecting the local seller in Malaysia directly to the buying company then the profit margin will be shared by both of us 50% to you while 50% to me. Your major assistance for me is just for you to talk to our company director that you can supply the company the product and to also go in details in terms of price and mode of payment then we can pick up from that point. please get back to me as soon as you receive my email if you are interested and willing to do business with me so that i can give you the local seller's contact in Malaysia so that you can contact her to ask if she has this product in stock to supply to you. before our company sends the purchasing manager will come over there in Malaysia to purchase the product from you directly. thanks for your co-operation. am waiting to hear from you soon.

regard's

Juliana


What would you do if you are in my condition:-
a. Make a police report or
b. Try to play around with "her" or
c. Just give a damned about it

P/S: Korunk rase awek name juliana ni hwat x? :P

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

My 2nd Attempt

In my first attempt yesterday, I did stood still on both of my legs (even thou at that point of time I'm stiitng sket punye baeek landing on my chair) on my decision of leaving the company. I always thought that this is part of life learning and in order for me to crave my name in the arena of globalization, this is the beginning of new me and nothing can't hold me anymore. Yet, my expectation disappointing me after THE actual face to face session with my GM this afternoon.

I was like ayam berak kapur and couldn't sit still ever since I made my step into the office this morning. The very first thing that I wanted to do is to simply put the resignation letter on top of his table. But, it's not an appropriate ways or a gentlemen would do. I've waited for quite some time in order to capture a fraction of time, THE perfect time for me to hand over the letter by myself. And sadly, I only managed to do so about 4 pm after I've email the letter of offer acceptance late this morning. huhu.

Once I spotted the time, slowly I made my step in and properly greet him wishing he's at his best and no jiwa kacau. The ambient around me is pretty much okay and comfortable until I showed the letter to him. Well, guess what...here's the first session of today where it took me about 20-30 minutes simply to clarify my very own reason wise of quiting the job. pergh, xm final year aku pon x susah nk jawab camni. :p

Later, my GM asked me to go to the backside of the office at the smoking area for the second session. err.... I was like...dear GOD, please help me... huhu. I think he end up smoke for about 3 cigars during that session. I've to admit that he's really good in mind reading and kind of knowing how to tackle these kind of problems within a secs. He tried to change my mind set about my work, how can I utilized my potential (communication, corner here & there a bit, play with emotion when talking, etc) as initially I've been trained to become a manager in years to come, how at ease he is when I'm around assisting him and somehow indicate that I'm kind of an important asset for the company. (huhu, perasan lbey je nie..ku tambah2 je tu...sorry boss :p)

Nevertheless, I ain't give a room for any influential elements that might lead me of thinking the other way around. I've come to a conclusion and I ain't taking step backward. Thou I knew he's actually trying very hard to open my mind and heart about the fact of my consequences, about my role and responsibility, about my future development and about life...I just can't take it anymore. I believe the time has come for me and I pray that this is the path bless by God.

Despite the fact I've been debating about my decision leaving the company and my so called dreams
for all day long , the argument ain't going anywhere. No positive development was seen today. It'll continue with the third sessions along with my GM & MD this coming Friday. huhu. Hopefully I'm prepared mentally and physically with enough bullets to defend my self (I did seek for an assistance and additional fire power such as bazookas for my back up plan...dunno either sempat or not) and enough protection (let it be either bunker or bullet proof vest) to simply protect and secure my heart, mind and wisdom for my final battle.

Ya Allah Ya Tuhanku, dikau berkatilah dan permudahkanlah perjalanan hamba-Mu ini yg serba kekurangan, lemah dan sering kali terlupa mahupun terleka ini. Amin.~

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

I'm Officially Di Risik Part 2

The moment of truth...actually things ain't smooth as what I presumed it would become. Knowing the consequences about my action previously and what actually took placed today, I just can't stop thinking about it. Thinking about leaving my status here and my beloved work station and counting days left before I make my final move. huhu. I'm moving out from my present company. It's has nothing to do with any engagement or things about marriage. Just to spice up life a bit. LOL.

Yet again, I found my self kind of a bit touching here and there after I had a short discussion with my management about my decision leaving the company. Please don't get me wrong dear, I ain't feeling any regret or depressed about my final jurisdiction. It's just...argh...let's just follow the following chat and you'll get what I meant here.

me: boss, aku de brite yg agak hangat nk minx rujukan ko ni
management: apa dia?

me: aku rase aku akan resign dr company la bos

management: asal lak?

me: erks, brubah angin skit kut

management: mana boleh

me: erks, asl lak

management: kalau aku tak bagi resign macam mana?

me: haha

management: kau terlalu penting

me: sume dh settle, notice sume kn ku settlekn dlm bulan ni

management: kau dapat offer tempat lain ke?

me: haah

management: macam ni ah. ko jgn pkir bnyk2 dulu, nanti aku pula sakit kepala

me: hehe, sorry2

management: np. aku discuss dgn kau besok


The moment I read he wrote "kau terlalu penting", it really touched me pretty damn hard deep beneath my soul. At first I was thinking "erks, adakah aku ngelamun pepagi bute ni? budget diri kamu itu seorang pekerja yg berdedikasi, harapan company, bakal pemimpin n bla...bla...bla...". haha.

Let's just pray for the success of my attempt tomorrow after an actual meetink with him. :D

At Last ...

I've been hindering myself from joining any social networking ever since I faced one dilemma years ago. Yet, as I evaluated my present scenario and after been kenen2 by my colleagues for the past 2 years, I officially would like to declare that ...

I'm now on FB...wakaka

I knew that I'm kind of ketinggalan zaman a bit. But, it's never too late to start something or anything right. :P


An Exchange for a 1 Million

Ever since I came back for the past few weeks, my mind and part of my soul craving for the scent which I've encountered during my transit at Kuching. Thou actually at that point of time I was looking for Kek Lapis as a goodies. But since I was so gatal kaki masuk kedai fragrance and gatal mulut and tangan trying several kind of perfume before I instantly fall in love with the scent of daring, irresistible, sensual, sweeeeet yet muscular fragrance - quote from anonymous. LOL.

It really gave me such a headache for the first 10 minutes as I've been mingling around that area wondering is it worth buying or not. However, I just let it buried deep inside my heart as I first thought that I need to spend wisely especially for the coming Hari Raya. pergh, sdey dowh.

Nevertheless, syukur ke hadrat Ilahi I have few hundred bucks left (x tau macam mane leh tlebey budget...huhu) and straight away drove to Bukit Tinggi and reward myself with this perfume. To my dearest PR 1 Mil, welcome to my family and can't wait to mencapub gi office with new fragrance. :p

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Salam Eid Fitri to Uols

In just an hour or two, I'll be leaving to my hometown in Kedah for the Hari Raya celebration. Thou for this point of time, I'll be taking a bus straight from here to kampung. Lame x merasa naik bas for such a long trips. hehe. woo...woo...woo balik kampung...woo...woo...woo balik kampung...hati girang~. hehe. Dunno why after quite sometime I've been missing the wonders or feelings of celebrating Hari Raya Aidil Fitri, a sudden change in the mood this morning truly trigger the adrenalin while I pack everything up in my bag.

For this coming Hari Raya, even though I didn't apply for any additional leave as what I used to previously, I ain't stopping my heart and soul from enjoying every single minutes of my life. Thou there are few things that might happen after the raya break, as for the time being, let us all pray for the safety and mesmerizing Hari Raya.

And I would like to take this opportunity to wish uols Selamat Hari Raya Aidil Fitri, Maaf Zahir dan Batin. Thou I may not know what's the batin is all about, let's just leave it like that. Manela tau kn. LOL

For elders and colleagues, wish uols had such an unforgettable and wonderful Hari Raya, drive safely and watch out for your health and cholesterol level. Jangan kedeng hulur duit raya utk ank buah lak. :p

For adek2 shomeyls, please spent wisely with your duit raya and avoid playing, nuying or possessing any kind of mercun or fire crackers.

THE Buka Puasa Sessions

For the past few weeks, I've been kind of rude to my self and selfishly torturing my body with a bottomless superb cuisine during the company's Buka Puasa events. hehe. Thou I only scored 3 full buffet sessions for the year 2010 Buka Puasa, yet I found myself enjoying every single things that they are offering me range from appetizer, main dishes, soups and deserts.

Thou for this year, the events has not been planned properly as what we actually experienced back then, it's definitely be one of the best moment in my life working with the company. :P. I never wasted every single dollars and cents spent on the dishes and get my ass to work on how to endeavor such a tremendous cuisine and enjoying till the last bite. wala.

The first buffet I had this year was at the Shangri La KL. This place really do bring back lots of fond memories as it was the very first place I've seen my superior drove his Lamborghini Gallardo Superleggera
and broke the silent of the night with its stroke. hehe. Baru aku tau yang keta2 sport gni, nk drive susah skit and nk kene de special license cane nk handle stereng sume. Kalo reverse pon nkkene main minyak. :p Hehe. Back to our main subject, Shangri La has never failed to amuse us with its variety of dishes. Poor that I've missed to shoot some of the photos during the event. Environment wise, superb.

The second one I had is at JW Marriott. So far, I found out that the skewer or what local people call sate and roasted lamb here is much better than what the previous hotel offered. Thou we had our thrill there as it was quite raining at that point of time and couldn't completely experienced having a dish near the pool, we still enjoy our day as each one of us get the angpau from one of the superior. hehe. Overall rate for this buffet, quite ok lah.

The last one that I just had is at Sheraton KL. Previously, we planned to go to Double Trees but end up it's full house as we are a bit late for the booking. Nevertheless, I would say the dishes offered was truly superb from sushi, sashimi, variety of soups, westerns, dumplings, ikan bakar, fresh juices and environment wise. I even treat my self with a soup lidah and it was tremendously superb. The meat is tender and sweet and you can simply digest it directly without chewing it slowly and feel the experienced. pergh, sedap babe.

I'll post few pictures later on once I got them from my colleague after the raya break.

P/S: Pictures taken from Zati's blog. Kudos to her. :D

Monday, September 6, 2010

Is Your Hubby Cheating on You or ...

The Filipina maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

Wife: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'

Maria: 'Well Mam, there are 3 reasons why I want an increase.
The first is that I iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'

Maria: 'Jor husband say so.'

Wife: 'Oh.'


Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'

Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'

Maria: 'Jor husband did.'

Wife: 'Oh...'


Maria: 'The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in bed.'

Wife: (Really furious now) 'Did my husband say that as well?'

Maria: 'No mum...the gardener did.'


Wife: 'So how much do you want? Is $500 more ok with you?' :p

What We'll Become When We Grown Up?

Thou my body is still in the state of recovery after a long flight previous day, I ain't stopping my heart and mind to go shooooooping for this coming raya. hehe. Actually, the main course of my jalan-jalan the other day was for the sake of finding my so called new shoes as the previous one was totally out-of-service. Went to Pyramid as I heard they are having a big sale with a theme of "kenangan masa lalu di stesen kereta api tanah melayu". (suke suki je aku bg theme... :P)

It's truly a piece of art where you can actually experienced yourself riding on the 0 km/hr train, the way people back then play with style and fashion while doing their business where man wearing a complete baju melayu with sampin, songkok, selipar capal and woman wearing kebaya nyonya along with sanggul and etc. waaaa... I really do miss the old time. ceh, bajet diri kamu itu dh tue sgt la ea...LOL


But again, I end up not buying anything again during this trip. Buang mase je kn. LOL. However, even thou I didn't do any shopping till the end, I still have a plan for my Saturday Movie Nite again as it was way too early to go back home. huhu. And for this time around, I bought my self a ticket for the Grown Ups movie.

Synopsis:


In 1978 an inspirational coach nicknamed Buzzer led four talented young basketball players and one completely un-athletic kid (Chris Rock's character, aged 12) to the championship. It would be the only team to win the championship in the coach's long career, and the boys who played on it respected their coach and remained friends long after that championship season was over. When word comes the coach has passed away, the now 40+ year olds gather at their old stomping grounds - a beach house in New England - for the funeral and to spread Buzzer's ashes.

Now grown up, the five-some lead very different lives. As a kid, Eric was the fit guy who played enforcer. As an adult, Eric (Kevin James) has gotten soft in the middle and is now the father of a 48 month old who still breastfeeds from mom, Sally (Maria Bello). Kurt (Chris Rock) is a stay-at-home dad whose pregnant wife (Maya Rudolph) takes him for granted, makes fun of his cooking, and has planted her mom in the household just to annoy him. Marcus (David Spade) is a 40 year old horndog, and Rob (Rob Schneider) has become this granola-loving, New Age sensitive man married to a woman 30+ years his senior (Joyce Van Patten). And Lenny (Sandler) is a big-shot Hollywood agent married to a gorgeous fashion designer (Salma Hayek) with two video-game loving sons so spoiled they text their nanny to order drinks and food so they don't have to leave the couch, and a cute daughter who seems more in touch with the real world than all the other kids and the adults combined.

Getting back together for a weekend brings out the kid in each of the guys. And as they get in touch with their inner child, each learns to appreciate what they have and to cherish their relationships.


By knowing the fact that this is an Adam Sandler movie from the beginning, you can actually figure out what's on his mind. There are scenes of gross and idiotic moments, shots of Chris Rock’s mother-in-laws bunions, the inappropriate breast-feeding, Kevin James crashing into a tree on a rope swing, Rob Schneider’s ridiculously three daughters (two extremely hwat and spice and one goofy looking :P), and pretty much every scene including Rob Schneider’s geriatric lover.


I personally think that the dialogue is kind of interesting to explore as if it was designed to with a sole intention of cracking for the real deal in life - how people feel and talk when there aren't any cameras rolling or scripts and directors. It's almost like you're part of the movie, physically there with the actors, listening to our partners having a conversation with their childhood friends, how we (men) actually work on our magic (for those charming one...LOL) showing our children on how to enjoy their life without tv's, video games, nannies and etc.


Overall, I found the excitement and enjoyment in many ways thru this movie. Thou there were ridiculous scenes and statement that no one would say aloud in real life especially during the scene on the dock when all the couples have lil heart 2 heart session, I personally think that it should be okay to spice up life a bit. Well, you can't expect everything smooth from the beginning and satisfy your eagerness, favors and follow everything that you desire unless you are the one directing the movie at the first place.


P/S: Winning is not everything. Sometimes we need to experience the feeling of loosing in order to gain something beneficial for our life.

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Being Y.O.U

I'm not regretting for things I've done in the past neither nor things which I may end up with in the future. It's just that I realized somehow deep inside my heart that it's no longer there. Things which holding me back there was simply the feeling of guilty, sympathy and last but not least - sense of responsibility towards my duty. I just can't get back the motivation or at least the enthusiasm to stay there. huhu... better stop here lah, xmau pening2 pale and spoil my day. :p

At this very point of time, I'm actually enjoying such a pleasurable moment of short-term vacation during fasting month till the end of the week. Thou the balance of my annual leave is less than a day till the end of year 2010 (hehe), I felt no regret about it. To be honest with uols, I personally need that kind of period to reboot or refresh or re-energize or what ever people might say. A time where you are totally in control of yourself - physically and mentaly without any langau buzzing around your head.

Just to share with you on things which actually took place around me today - I've met several interesting people whom inspired me to be simply me. Despite the fact that it's kind of a lame topic, they somehow knocked me off from my never ending nightmare. One of them tought me about it's not a crime being you and you should enjoy yourself to the fullest doing things that you enjoy the most. Definetely, you'll achieve your glory or something worth enough to die for in the future rather than continuously treating yourself as a robot taking commands from the controller.

I've always have this kind of thinking in my head ever since I'm in secondary school. Do not afraid to commit mistake of making choices in our life. No matter how perfectionist you might turn up later on, you'll definitely encounter a moment where you'll felt neglected or ignored by the world around you. The key point is, never give up upon such incident. No one knows what'll happen in the future. It's true that somehow someone out there might be able to predict at most 99.99999% accurately based on statistics, experimental datas, minx nombor ekor and etc, but the actual event is not our card to call.

I don't really care actually about others perception about my way of thinking or behaviour. Because at the end of the day, I knew I'm not perfect. Even thou I'm putting my efforts to the fullest, be perfectionist, play my roles and responsibilities above the expectation of others, deep inside of me I want someone who can actually gave his/her personal opinion sincerely. No matter how good you are, there's always someone out there is better than you.

P/S: Please avoid any double standard, hanky panky perception about people around you. We are not living in this world by ourself. We'll need others to complete us.